Imagine your favorite robot discovering that the word “fucking” is used to intensify adjectives in the English language, so they start enhancing their sentences with it… very fucking liberally.
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
I’ve been going about this all wrong!
Don’t forget to wish Matt Hullum a Happy Birthday guys! He turns 40 today!
me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired
me: “sleeps for 70 years” I am Captain America